CONGRATS, YOU MADE IT ON MY NAUGHTY LIST (Lulzy fail on that part)
Anyway, you know who are and just so I won't encourage any internet fuckery, names of contenders are protected.
Don't worry, you can thank me later :)
THIS IS THE FIRST PERSON....
She made it on my list because she's a perpetual crybaby and is under constant butthurt because my awesome dad won't go out with her.
She was friends with my Dad's fiancee, whom we shall call K but that all changed when she started going out with my Dad. She started stalking her, my Dad and my sister (whom we shall call BB) so decided to take this "problem" into my own hands and guess what...she started calling me a lying bitch and whole bunch of shitty "put-downs' because you guessed it!
SHE WAS UNDER BUTTHURT! OH BOO FUCKING HOO! LET ME GET YOU A BUTTHURT REPORT APPLICATION AND GO WAIT IN LINE WITH THE OTHER FUCKERS WHO BEEN TRYING TO PISS OFF MY DAD FOR THE LONGEST
SOLUTION ; CHANGE NAME, THE END
and that's what she did....
She changed for three reasons.
- She knew I was right.
- I was spelling so many big words, her small and oh so fragile mind couldn't comprehend.
- WHAT THE FUCK BRO, I WAS RIGHT!
THE SECOND PERSON...
Let's call him V, shall we?
If you are reading this V, here's an application cause you might need it for what I'm about to say...
Him and his fagulous (NOT A TYPO) ass got on my list because he is a random fucktard who don't know how to troll better, let alone catch little boys (sometimes girls, he's too fashionable to admit it)
I was just sitting in the Newbie's Park one evening minding my own business until HE comes sitting next to me saying (ACTUAL FUCKING QUOTE)
"Ew you ugly b8tch, why are you sitting on my bench??"Well, this of course angered me because I FUCKING HAVE A DEEP HATRED FOR RETARDS and with that quote, he led to believe that he was said retard because WHO FUCKING JUDGES A CARTOON CHARACTER?
WAIT, IT GETS MORE LULZY!
I call my friend, we shall call her T.T. to the scene and basically told him the truth
GROW A FUCKING PAIR
And he did like the first contender did, send me and T.T. poorly grammared (not a typo) letters of butthurt! He even left us post on our bulletin, HOW SWEET! Here's a look at our sticky notes! AFTER THAT HE SHUT OFF HIS LETTER SENDING FUNCTION CAUSE HE WAS TOO FABULOUS TO GET LOVE BACK!
THAT'S SOME EPIC SPELLING!
Anyhow....Congrats on making my list :D and here is a pair of balls, I got you some cause I know you might not be able to grow a pair...I didn't want to be an insensitive fuck... :(
THE LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST!
For the sake of this blog and my life (I will die laughing making this section) I will not write much about this cam-whore, if you see her around, click her URL....IT SPEAKS FOR HER!
Let's call her K, shall we?
WELL THAT WAS A LOAD OFF MY CHEST!
I hope you all had a happy holiday and I hope you all have a happy New Year
And Remember...
BE GOOD, YOU'RE ON CAMERA!
